Obvious lip-syncing fail
SIP
Wind machine appears
SIP
Wind machine OVERLOAD
SLURP
Power ballad incoming
SIP
Dramatic pause...
SIP
...that lasts forever
SLURP
Someone rips clothes off
SIP
Unexpected nudity 😳
SLURP
Song about love/peace/unity
SIP
Tacky/nonsense song title
SIP
Political metaphor (chains, cloaks, etc)
SIP
Lyrics literally acted out
SIP
Steals ideas from previous years
SIP
Random props appear
SIP
Fire/lasers everywhere
SIP
Pyro FAILS 💥
CHUG
Audience interaction
SIP
Dead silent audience
SLURP
Key change (classic!)
SIP
France musical experiment
SIP
France sings in English
CHUG
Ex-Yugoslavia depressing song
SIP
Germany mentions peace/love
SIP
Country borrows performer
SIP
Borrowed performer is Irish
SLURP
Ireland borrows a performer
CHUG