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EUROVISION
DRINKING GAME

100+ Rules β€’ Infinite Chaos β€’ Zero Survivors

START THE MADNESS πŸš€

DRINK TYPES 🍻

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SIP
Standard drink
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Big gulp
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CHUG
Down it!

PERFORMANCE MADNESS 🎭

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Song Crimes

Obvious lip-syncing fail SIP
Wind machine appears SIP
Wind machine OVERLOAD SLURP
Power ballad incoming SIP
Dramatic pause... SIP
...that lasts forever SLURP
Someone rips clothes off SIP
Unexpected nudity 😳 SLURP
Song about love/peace/unity SIP
Tacky/nonsense song title SIP
Political metaphor (chains, cloaks, etc) SIP
Lyrics literally acted out SIP
Steals ideas from previous years SIP
Random props appear SIP
Fire/lasers everywhere SIP
Pyro FAILS πŸ’₯ CHUG
Audience interaction SIP
Dead silent audience SLURP
Key change (classic!) SIP
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Country ClichΓ©s

France musical experiment SIP
France sings in English CHUG
Ex-Yugoslavia depressing song SIP
Germany mentions peace/love SIP
Country borrows performer SIP
Borrowed performer is Irish SLURP
Ireland borrows a performer CHUG

FASHION CRIMES πŸ‘—

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Outfit Disasters

Retro/outdated styles SIP
Bad dress sense SIP
OFFENSIVE to fashion SLURP
Experimental makeup SIP
Indecently revealing outfit SLURP
Overt cleavage display SIP
CODPIECE SPOTTED CHUG
Fake blonde (East Europe) SIP
Hat appears SIP
HORNED HAT/HELMET CHUG
Sunglasses indoors SIP
Moustache spotted SIP
Female with moustache (!?) CHUG
Singer is overweight SIP
Malta singer lacks hairy chest SLURP
Mid-performance costume change SIP

SINGER SHENANIGANS 🎀

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Classic Moves

Sings in wrong language SIP
RAP ATTEMPT SLURP
Winks at camera SIP
Drops to knees dramatically SIP
Hair flip moment SIP
Flips non-existent hair CHUG
Peace sign ✌️ SIP
Arms waving above head SIP
Air punching SIP
Excessive emotionβ„’ SIP
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Vocal Disasters

Obviously out of tune SIP
High pitched screaming SIP
Fake playing instruments SIP
Playing instruments BADLY SLURP
Looks like someone you know SIP
Looks like celebrity SIP
That celeb is in audience SLURP
Camera zooms on that celeb CHUG
Flirts with camera after song SIP

DANCERS & MUSICIANS πŸ’ƒ

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Performance Extras

Ethnic instrument appears SIP
Standing piano playing SIP
Ethnic dancing SIP
Hip-hop dancing attempt SLURP
Dancing ruins the performance SIP
Unbelievable dance moves SIP
Fake fighting on stage SIP
Martial arts choreography CHUG
CONTORTIONIST WTF CHUG
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TV Production Fails

Transmission goes wonky SIP
Pointless preview video SIP
Preview full of fake smiles SIP
National symbols everywhere SIP
Helicopter shots SIP
Slow-mo/fast-forward effects SIP
Excessive video mixing SIP
Color replacement effects SIP
Effects better than the song SIP

VOTING DRAMA πŸ—³οΈ

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Technical Difficulties

Bad connection lag SIP
Hosts talk over voter SIP
"Can you hurry up?" SIP
Commentator's prediction comes true SIP
Commentator genuinely surprised SIP
Hot singer gets 8+ points SIP
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Block Voting

Commentator mentions "block voting" SIP
"Mutual voting society" comment SIP
Greece & Cyprus exchange 12 points SIP
They DON'T exchange points! SLURP
Scandinavian countries vote for each other SIP
Ex-Soviet countries vote for each other SIP
Balkan countries vote for each other SIP
UK or Ireland exchange points SIP
Australia gives UK 12 points CHUG
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Voting Chaos

Flirting with hosts SIP
Trying to be funny (failing) SIP
Actually funny moment SLURP
Dressed in national costume SIP
Standing in famous location SIP
Terrible green screen SIP
Celebrity cameo SIP
Previous winner appears SLURP
ABBA REFERENCE CHUG
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Results Drama

UK gets nil points SIP
UK gets 12 points! CHUG
Host country gives itself points SIP
Any country gets nil points SIP
Multiple nil points SLURP
Obvious political voting SIP
Shocking upset occurs SLURP
Your favorite wins! CHUG

COMMENTARY GOLD πŸŽ™οΈ

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Classic Comments

"Stunning/Incredible/Wow" SIP
Sarcastic comment SIP
Sexual innuendo SIP
Comments on performers' age SIP
Makes a bad pun SIP
Actually funny joke SLURP
Mentions past winners SIP
"My winner" declaration SIP
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Host Moments

Awkward host banter SIP
Costume change SIP
Makes dad joke SIP
Technical difficulties SIP
Forgets their lines SLURP
Forced enthusiasm SIP

BONUS CHAOS πŸŽ‰

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Ultimate Challenges

Someone trips/falls on stage CHUG
Wardrobe malfunction CHUG
Stage invasion CHUG
Microphone fails CHUG
Wrong song plays CHUG
Singer forgets lyrics CHUG
Political protest CHUG
Someone cries on stage CHUG
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Group Activities

EVERYONE: Song in English SLURP
EVERYONE: Ballad alert SLURP
EVERYONE: 12 points announced CHUG
WATERFALL: During recap SIP
SHOT: Winner announced CHUG

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